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@astroisthesun
@k-pop-o-nah
*group activities are canceled across the country, traveling is shut down, cities are quarantined, people are fist-fighting over toilet paper, entire countries are put on lock-down*
me: huh… I am once more living through a History Book Moment as I go to work, file my taxes, and do dishes about it. Wild.
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*
